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        Things You Don't Want To Hear From Technical Support

        "Do you have a sledgehammer or a brick handy?"

        "That's right, not even McGyver could fix it."

        "So -- what are you wearing?"

        "Duuuuuude! Bummer!"

        "We can fix this, but you're gonna need a butter knife, a roll of duct tape, and a car battery."

        "Hold on a second... Mom! Timmy's hitting me!"

       Jigsaw Puzzles

        These are 'standalone' jigsaw puzzles which means all you have to do is double-click on it to start
        the jigsaw. They're easy to use. Just right-click on the puzzle you want to download and choose
        'save target as'.

        "Blue Mouse"                                                         Sunrise

   Waterfall                                                       Tiger

           Video

        Right-click the file you want to download and choose 'save target as'. Save it to somewhere easy
        to get to like 'My Documents' (for XP users) or 'Documents' (for Vista users). Once it's downloaded,
        just double click to play. (It should play in Windows Media Player by default) and if you are connected
        to the internet it should download any codecs you might need automatically. A codec is a very small
        computer program that both shrinks large movie files, and makes them playable on your computer.

        Canadian Fishing (8.9MB)
          A new way to fish

          Yellow Pages Haircut (2.64MB)
          How not to cut your nieces hair

         Rain (4.73MB)
                       Amazing what you can do with your hands

        Shockwave

        These are 'standalone' Shockwave Files that will (by default) play in Internet Explorer. If the IE
        window opens with a yellow strip across the top, it means you have your protection set to a medium/
        high level. To play the file, just right click on the yellow strip, click 'Allow Blocked Content' then click
        'Yes' when the next window comes up. To download these, just right-click on the file you want to
        download and choose 'save target as'. If you don't have the Shockwave plugin installed go to the
        Download page for the link.

        Sorry

        Chill

        I like you

        Insanity Test

        The Cat who saw you naked
         Paintball Game
        Chicken Game
        Does anyone know who's phone this is?
        He's a man...for the women who need a laugh and (for the men who can take it!)

        Advert in an Irish Newspaper 

        1985 Blue Volkswagen Golf

        Only 15 km

        Only first gear and reverse used

        Never driven hard

        Original tires

        Original brakes

        Original fuel and oil

        Only 1 driver

        Owner wishing to sell due to employment lay-off

        Photo Attached

        ID Ten T Error

        Young Judy, the editor of a trivia publication, was having trouble with her computer. So she called
        Steve, the computer guy, over to her desk. Steve clicked a couple buttons and solved the problem.
        As he was walking away, Judy called after him, "So, what was wrong?"
        And he replied, "It was an ID ten T error."
        A puzzled expression ran riot over Judy's face. "An ID ten T error? What's that ... in case I need to
        fix it again??"
        He gave her a grin... ;-)
        "Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?"
        "No," replied Judy.
        "Write it down," he said, "and I think you'll figure it out."
        (She wrote...)        I D 1 0 T

        A Helping Hand

         When the office printer's type began to grow faint, the office manager called a local repair shop
        where a friendly man informed him that the printer probably needed only to be cleaned. Because
        the store charged $50 for such cleanings, he said, the manager might try reading the printer's
        manual and doing the job himself.

        Pleasantly surprised by his candor, the office manager asked, "Does your boss know that you
        discourage business?"

         "Actually it's my boss's idea," the employee replied. "We usually make more money on repairs if
        we let people try to fix things themselves first."

           Need a little stress reducing.....?
           Right click where it says 'stress reducers.exe' and then click save target as. Save to My Documents. When that's done
           find the file in My Documents and double click it. Hit 'Esc' on your keyboard to exit the program.

         Stress Reducers.exe - go wild on your screen.
     
        The Ten Internet Commandments are?

        1)   Thou shalt not buy merchandise found in pop up ads or spam.

        2)   Thou shalt not post thy e-mail address, phone number, address or Winz/IRD number on the
               Internet, nor shalt thou post anyone else's.

        3)   Thou shalt not forget to update thy Antivirus. nor shalt thou begin a scan without checking for updates.

        4)   Thou shalt not cover thy neighour’s unsecured Wifi.

        5)   Thou shalt not enter thy credit card number without seeing the tiny padlock icon on thy status bar.

        6)   Thou shalt not reply to the e-mail from the Nigerian banker.

        7)   Thou shalt not forward chain letters to thy friends and family.

        8)   Thou shalt not use "password" as thy password, nor thy birthday, nor thy childrens' names.

        9)   Thou shalt not sign up thy friends & family to porn….err….joke newsletters.

        10) Thou shalt not install software, click on popups, delete files or anything else the internet says
              without checking with an expert first.

        So…who gets the last parachute?

        A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were all in a plane together
        traveling through stormy conditions.

        Suddenly, the pilot ran back to the passengers and announced that lightning had hit the plane, and
        they were going to crash in a matter of minutes. "There are only enough parachutes for four of the
        five of us," he announced. "Since I'm the pilot, I get one!" After saying this, the pilot grabbed a
        parachute and jumped out of the plane.

        "I'm the world's greatest athlete," proclaimed Michael Jordon. "This world needs great athletes, so I
        must live." Michael Jordon then grabbed a parachute and leaped out of the plane.

        "I'm the smartest man in the world," bragged Bill Gates. "The world needs smart men, so I must also
         live!" Bill Gates grabbed a parachute and jumped out of the plane.

        At this point, the Pope began to speak to the Pizza delivery boy. "I have lived a long life compared
        to you, and you may take the last parachute. I will go down with the plane."

        "You don't have to do that, replied the pizza delivery guy. Bill Gates just jumped out with my
        backpack!"
    

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               The Net Ten Commandments -10). Thou shalt not install software, click on popups, delete
               files or anything else ye internet says without checking with thy expert first

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